A last minute decorating idea- a quick and easy table centerpiece for Christmas and your holiday entertaining

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I made this up in about 15 minutes- tops!

It  costs almost nothing- and you can make more than one and add your own special touches and interests.

Christmas Eve 101 Start with a 12 inch piece of 2×4. 

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Pound in 5 -3 1/2 inch galvanized nails- one in the center and 2 diagonally on each side.Christmas Eve 106 Gather up clippings from evergreen bushes,pinecones, shells, magnolia leaves, and 5 pieces of fruit.

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Layer yo ur greens on top of the board- being VERY CAREFUL NOT TO IMPALE YOUR HAND ON THE NAILS!  THERE ARE FIVE NAILS- COUNT THEM FIVE!!!

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Then, starting with your largest fruit in the center ( I used a pomegranate, but a small pineapple or large apple would work just as well) add the fruit, impaling it onto the nails.  It will hold your greens in place and is the focal point of your centerpiece.

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This also makes a wonderful hostess gift if you are going to a lot of parties!

Christmas Eve 145 I added some candles and shells we picked up on the beach today-  and we have a beautiful table for our Christmas Eve feast!

Christmas Carol Identification

I found this list on another blog and thought it was cute.

I offer it to you as a source of puzzlement and fun to share with your family.

 

Name That Christmas-Time Tune

1. Two hundred eighty-eight Yuletide hours.

2. Proclamation of ecstatic emotion for this planet.

3. Thrice I implore, don’t impede the crystallized precipitation.

4. Minuscule hamlet south of Jerusalem, known as “House of Bread.”

5. The lad, the diminutive percussionist.

6. Assemble, everyone who is loyal.

7. Fantasia of a colorless Dec. 25.

8. Far back in the hay feeder.

9. Identify the juvenile present here.

10. #1 ABCDEFGHIJK_MNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

11. Perambulating through magical realms of the December solstice.

12. Listen, the winged heavenly messengers are proclaiming tunefully.

13. Speechless Sir Lancelot, sanctified Sir Reginald.

14. I envisioned a triad of nautical vessels arriving.

15. Present me naught but dual incisors for this Yuletide festival.

16. Depart and broadcast from an elevated peak.

17. At a particular time in blue-blooded Davy’s capitol.

18. Dost thou perceive the same stimulus that excites my auditory organs?

19. As the guardians of woolly animals protected their charges after dusk.

20. Behold, the aspects of tightly gathered petals as they open continuously.

21. Unmannerly Dolf, crimson beaked draft critter.

22. The arrival was a smogless event, twixt evening and morning.

23. Our audio sensors detected top level celestial messengers.

24. Boulder featuring rhythmic tintinnabulating hollow metallic sounding instruments in triplicate.

25. Psychiatrist’s office or apartment.

I’m putting the answers up in the comments section- try and see how many you get right.

Elves and Fairy tales…

When I was  little girl, I had a tutor who taught me to read.

I was home for the first six months of second grade, and I don’t remember any math or social studies or science.  All I remember is fairy tales.

She gave me a book of fairytales for Christmas and I devoured it.  And I’ve been reading like that ever since. 

But one of my favorite stories was about the Cobbler and the Elves.

You know the story- the poor cobbler can only afford one more piece of leather, so he cuts it out one evening and then goes to bed intending to sew the shoes in the morning.  But that night, elves creep into his shop and carefully craft the shoes into  a work of art and he sells them quickly and for a  good profit.  This goes on until he is quite prosperous and he decides to thank them with little green outfits that his wife sews for them.

The elves love the outfits, put them on and prance about and then leave-never to return- but it is OK because the cobbler is now well known and well to do.

I told you all that so I can tell you this.

I’ve been feeling rather poorly lately, and trying to keep up with Christmas preparations and get ready to go to Chincoteague has just about done me in!

SO, I was taking a small break and napping, and I woke up to see this vision-DSCF0084

AN ELF came to help me and clean up the living room!

I KNOW it’s an elf because of the green pointy hat with a star on the top.

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And I am truthfully as thankful as any prosperous cobbler.

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Plans for Christmas present and Future

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My friend, Patty, is a quilter and she made me this art quilt of  Sailors Rest in Chincoteague.  I love it!  I love when someone MAKES something just for me!

It is such a compliment and an act of love.  I know, because I quit buying gifts years ago.  Occasionally I will buy something if it is exactly perfect for someone, but just buying so that I can give a gift? -no.

Anyway, Luke and Willow, Aidan and I are going to Chincoteague on Monday.

Frank and Jordan will come down a couple of days later.  And we will be spending Christmas in Chincoteague!  That is why I’m on a baking frenzy now, so that I can take stuff down and give gifts to neighbors and friends before we go.

I would love to have you all over for Christmas Eve Tea, someday.  Robin and I started a tradition of having a gourmet tea and sharing a literary reading or music on Christmas Eve afternoon.  It was filled with good will and good food and good books… but we have held off from celebrating with the Tea for the last two years because we were burnt out and people were busy or out of town. 

But I’ve been thinking a lot about this and maybe next year, we could have a Christmas Tea for all of you in the local area .   It is truly a blessing to share a hot cuppa  and a greeting from the heart along with a beloved text with dear friends.

I haven’t made or sent out Christmas cards this year.  I’ve been busy, distracted and sick- but I plan to send out after Christmas cards while I’m in Chincoteague.

So, I’m wishing you the Merriest of Seasons and the most Holy of Christmas Celebrations. 

 

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Blurry pictures and Fuzzy head

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Here is a picture of my paperwhites- blooming faithfully away!

It’s blurry.

My life feels blurry right now.  Too much to do- not enough time-

and I’m sick and tired. 

I’ve been trying to keep up with it all, but honestly, I don’t think I’m even in the race anymore.  Cynthia and I made cookies and Quiche this week-  we made the quiches today- 8 of them for Christmas giving.  For enjoying on Christmas morning. 

Fuzzy headed people with earaches and bad headaches should find a warm corner to sit in and drink tea.  Yesterday I went to Allyson’s and did just that.  And watched “The Bishop’s Wife” and played with Aiden . 

I am going to look for a warm corner and drink some chamomile tea, now.

But first,  look at the cute slippers I made for Aidan!

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Allyson And Aidan

I’m too tired to write today.  So I will give you the joy of a couple of pictures I took of Allyson and Aidan at lunch today!

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Allyson:  “Hi, Aidan!  Look what I can do!”

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Aidan” “Wow !  That is cool!  I want to do that, too!”

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Aidan: ” Oh, no!  My hands are too small- I can’t see through my little fists!”

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Allyson:  ” Here let me show you again!  I love the hat, btw, may I borrow it ?”

 

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Aidan : “At least now I can see!  And watch out for that hat- because when you pull it off – your hair is full of static!Wreaths and smiles and hats! 034

See what I mean?!”

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Allyson: ” Oh yeah, I get it- I mean, I GOT it!

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That’s OK- I’ll just cover up my head completely.”

Wreaths and smiles and hats! 042 Aidan:  ” Grandma, I think Allyson has had too much tea and sugar!”

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Allyson: “I don’t know What you are talking about!”

Cookies and Kids and a stormy day…

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It was a dark and stormy day.

 

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And then the sun started shining in small patches over the trees.

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But the sky remained dark and the snow started coming down heavy and wet, the wind blowing it into silhouettes over the landscape.

And I went to play with a couple of five year olds.

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These two.

We read stories and told stories and listened to each other’s convoluted stories.

And we braided hair and made cookies and did homework and made Christmas presents and ate pretzels and peanutbutter with sprinkles.

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We made shortbread cookies with chocolate kisses.

Today I’m on a cookie baking marathon.

I’m going to make Best Ever Oatmeal cookies- so good- (really not like an oatmeal cookie with raisins) more like a crunchy, nutty, melt in your mouth with white chocolate stripes down the front.

And cut outs, Sugar and gingerbread.  But I’m not decorating today, just baking.

And Finnish Ribbon Cookies.

And Lemon Coconut Dainties.

I’ll post recipes later with pictures.

I better get started now- or I will have no cookies to show!

Still here and with a recipe to share: Spaetzle up your winter blahs!

  Long title, that! 

But I’ve discovered I get a lot of people looking for something specific and if you don’t title it- they can’t find it.

(my version of “If you build it they will come…)

I haven’t written in the last couple of days because:

1) I’m still sick

2)I’m still kind of whiney about it

3)I don’t want to write whiney.

So here is a great recipe for spaetzle- or German drop noodles/dumplings.

I never made these before Meredith went to Germany and came home longing for some.  In my family we made zsomervenka and spoon dumplings.  It is basically the same recipe, only the method is different.  But I love the method and the flavor of the spaetzle- so here it is!

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It has a distinctive curly noodle look- and since you make them in boiling water, they don’t incorporate the flavor of the dish as much as enhance it.

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The recipe is  basic noodle recipe;

2 cups flour (all purpose)

1/2 tsp salt

2 eggs

3/4 cup milk

Mix salt and flour with fork, making a well in the bottom of a medium sized deep bowl.  Beat eggs and milk together and pour into well, continue to beat liquids adding the flour into the mixture until the flour is totally incorporated.

I add a little more flour at this point- about 1/4-1/2 cup because I like my dough a little stiffer. ( If you want to make zsommervenka you need to add a lot more flour so that you can grate your noodles and allow them to dry slightly on tea towels.)  If you want to make dumplings, wet a spoon in your liquid-stew-soup- and drop small teaspoons of dough into hot liquid.

But if you want to make Spaetzle, then you need some extra equipment.

Spaetzle 031 This is a Spaetzle maker.  It is a bowl that slides over a flat surface with holes on it to let the dough drizzle through and cook in the boiling water in the pot below. (I know- no boiling water-  I have made a lot of spaetzle and I have a proper respect for the boiling water, having burnt myself more time than you can imagine.  So- I’m not making the spaetzle AND taking pictures at the same time, thank you very much!)  

If you don’t have a spaetzle maker you can use a colander with large holes and push the dough through with a spatula.  The spaetzle maker costs between $12 and 18 dollars- buy it- it’s worth it!

Spaetzle 032 You will also need a slotted spoon to take the spatzle out when it is done.  Since you are making these noodles on a continuous basis – about half way through stir the entire pot and take out the top layer of noodles.  The uncooked ones will sink to the lower pot of the pan when you stir it and you can continue cooking them for several more moments.  If in doubt- taste them.  YUM!  The cook’s privilege!

 

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My favorite is to make an extra batch and then fry up some bacon and sautee an onion in the fat, add  the spaetzle ,crumbled bacon and 1 cup of chopped Swiss cheese until it is all melty and delicious!

So if it is cold and rainy or snowy outside, boil some water and make your kitchen all steamy and wonderful with homemade Spaetzle! 

Your family will thank you!

Paper Whites growing up in the southern window-

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Yesterday.

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Today!

Willow always gives me paperwhites for Thanksgiving.  We share a love for plants and growth and green and flowers.  And I love knowing that our plants are growing up -mine here- hers in Columbus.

Look at the difference a day of sunshine makes!

These are going to bloom way before Christmas!  And I’m happy about that, because we won’t be here for Christmas, so I’ll get to enjoy them during the Advent season. 

Christmas is about relationship.  God within the Godhead- the Trinity opened to include us into eternal relationship.  Christ becoming man in order to bring adoption to mankind.  Relationship.

The gifting is there, most certainly, but the relationship is by far the center of the Christmas experience for me.  And the wonder of the incarnation- not from the point of view of mankind, but from God.  That surrendering of glory that Christ refers to in his high priestly prayer in John 17.  That sundering of relationship that involves flesh and blood.  The entire episode of becoming sin and stepping into the breach-paying the price- healing the breach of sin- and becoming our advocate.

So- when I start to get crazy about gifts and start thinking about what I can give, or make or buy- I look at these paper whites and think of relationship.  Because that is what makes this gift so precious to me- the giving of her understanding, the sharing of our interests and joys, the inclusion these lovely plants give me in my daughter’s life.

And in that reminder, I look again at Christmas- at a baby in a manger- at the relationships that rocked the Universe and set things straight. 

Peace on earth, Goodwill to men.

Making Boxwood Wreaths #2

Boxwood Wreath 001 Remember this post where I said making boxwood wreaths is fun and easy?

I wasn’t telling the WHOLE truth.  Making boxwood wreaths is fun but it isn’t always easy.  The wreath I showed then was a makeshift one, put together quickly and placed where no one will touch it until time to throw it out.  And that wreath-although it will dry nicely- cannot be used another year, because it was just loosely wired into place and has no real stamina.

I felt guilty acting all craftsy without telling and showing you how to make a boxwood wreath the more formal and accurate way.

I am using the boxwood we cut in Chincoteague.  I left it outside and it has been cool enough that it hasn’t dried out yet.

You will need a pair of wire/plant shears, thin gauge wire,  a wreath frame, green ribbon and about 2 1/2 hours to complete this wreath.

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Don’t quit yet.  Put on some Christmas music, brew yourself a cup of tea and create a little Christmas beauty and cheer.

Boxwood Wreath 003 Cut your boxwood into small pieces with several branches -making a lot of tips.

Boxwood Wreath 004 You will need a LOT of tips, cut to about 6 inches long.

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Boxwood Wreath 007 Gather them together, arranging them by size and direction, rather like a bouquet- face the fronts of the leaves to the front so that they match.

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So that you can wire them into a tight little bundle.

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You will need many bundles.  Only use enough wire to hold them together and twist it tightly, because you need a long wire left over to go around the wreath form.(about 8-10 inches long)

Boxwood Wreath 021 I used a straw form that I’ve had for too many years to count.  But you could use grapevine or a wire form.  Take off the plastic wrapping and wrap the wreath with ribbon.  It helps to hold the wreath together and  makes it easier  to handle.

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You need to cinch the ribbon tightly so that it gives the bundles and the wreath added support.

This goes a lot faster than it sounds.  Most of the time spent making the wreath is put into cutting and making the bundles of boxwood.

Boxwood Wreath 030 Don’t worry about covering the back side- the nice thing about wreaths is that you are not going to see the back when it is on display.

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Now, add a big bow and hang it up in a prominent place.

Because YOU made it!

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This wreath will dry perfectly and if packed carefully can be used for several years to come.