{"id":1864,"date":"2010-05-15T13:26:36","date_gmt":"2010-05-15T17:26:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/heidiannie.com\/?p=1864"},"modified":"2010-05-15T13:26:36","modified_gmt":"2010-05-15T17:26:36","slug":"so-is-he-out-to-get-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.heidiannie.com\/?p=1864","title":{"rendered":"So- Is he out to get me?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/heidiannie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/Chincoteague-May-day5-019.jpg\">&nbsp;<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px\" height=\"250\" alt=\"Chincoteague May-day5 017\" src=\"http:\/\/heidiannie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/Chincoteague-May-day5-017_thumb.jpg\" width=\"333\" border=\"0\"><\/a> <\/p>\n<p>Do you see it?<\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/heidiannie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/Chincoteague-May-day5-019.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px\" height=\"180\" alt=\"Chincoteague May-day5 019\" src=\"http:\/\/heidiannie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/Chincoteague-May-day5-019_thumb.jpg\" width=\"239\" border=\"0\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/heidiannie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/Chincoteague-May-day5-018.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px\" height=\"180\" alt=\"Chincoteague May-day5 018\" src=\"http:\/\/heidiannie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/Chincoteague-May-day5-018_thumb.jpg\" width=\"239\" border=\"0\"><\/a> <\/p>\n<p>NOW I see it.<\/p>\n<p>But he keeps doing this &#8211; leaving stuff around that will bite, trip, entangle or hit me in the head.&nbsp; And then he tells me I&#8217;m accident-prone.<\/p>\n<p>Seriously, this hammer is lurking about-waiting to get me again.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/heidiannie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/Chincoteague-May-day5-025.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px\" height=\"180\" alt=\"Chincoteague May-day5 025\" src=\"http:\/\/heidiannie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/Chincoteague-May-day5-025_thumb.jpg\" width=\"239\" border=\"0\"><\/a> <\/p>\n<p>I think it liked the taste of my blood.<\/p>\n<p>I may be accident-prone- but that doesn&#8217;t mean he isn&#8217;t out to get me.<\/p>\n<p>OUCH!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Do you see it? I didn&#8217;t. NOW I see it. But he keeps doing this &#8211; leaving stuff around that will bite, trip, entangle or hit me in the head.&nbsp; And then he tells me I&#8217;m accident-prone. Seriously, this &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.heidiannie.com\/?p=1864\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1864","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-folksy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heidiannie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1864","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heidiannie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heidiannie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heidiannie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heidiannie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1864"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.heidiannie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1864\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heidiannie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1864"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heidiannie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1864"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heidiannie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1864"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}